February 2012
2 posts
Kyla: Ana. Guess who just won the Michigan primaries.
Ana: Huh? Who?
Kyla: Rick Santorum. Santorum won.
Ana: What? Well... it is 2012.
Kyla: So I want to become a mermaid now. Just swim and avoid nets. Boom life is good.
Ana: Hahaha. What do mermaids eat?
Kyla: I'm assuming fish, clams or kelp.
Maybe plankton? Hahaha I don't care! Fuck this walking shit.
Ana: I COULD HAVE A WHALE.
Kyla: Indeed
Ana: But no kitties... because cats dont like water.
Kyla: But you could have a whale! Whales are the cats of the sea.