December 2011
5 posts
Why Ana and Kyla are not adults.
As many of you may be aware, Christma-I mean, Winter Break, starts this weekend. Because Ana is leaving in the morning, room chores are being done today to ensure that everybody puts forth work. It wasn’t until midnight that anybody realized - the fridge needed emptying.
It wasn’t so bad at first. A water bottle, a pack of cheese to throw away, a bottle of orange juice that probably...
Ana: What should I do to waste the rest of my day away?
Kyla: We could watch a movie?
Ana: You haven't seen "Your Highness" yet.
Kyla: I've never seen UP all the way through.
Ana: Girl you about to be schooled.
Roommate Scummy day.
Ana: I haven't brushed my hair today.
Kyla: *Points at hair* You see this bun? I'm not taking it down or birds will fly out of it!
“Why does it smell like a five year old hooker in our bathroom?”
– Kyla
Kyla: Do you ever shiver while you pee?
Ana: What kind of shiver?
Kyla: Like, sittin' there, doin' my business, and you just SHIVER!
Ana: No, I usually just pee. Maybe you're excited? Like, oh yay! I'm peeing! Wee!
