October 2011
30 posts
I being Kyla was sick and my immune system is not happy. So I am drinking a 1,000 vitamin c package, And this is what happened during the fact...
Ana: Bottoms up!
Kyla: Just like a shot?
Ana: If you did a body shot would you feel better?
Kyla: This tastes like strawberry shortcake's ass!
Ana gets confused, part II
“What is that? It looks like a goldfish! Oh… that’s not… a goldfish…”
“Hun, that’s a condom.”
Life in 229.
So Ana is up on her bed Skyping with her boyfriend. Kyla is on the floor, about to leave to go visit her boyfriend. Ana hits a button on the laptop to mute the sound so Kyle can’t hear her and Kyla talking.
“So, are you coming home tonight?” Ana asks.
“Yeah, probably.”
“Okay. Um.” Kyla turns in the doorway, giving Ana a confused look. “Just send...
This is why we don't stay up til 1:23
We turn into giddy school girls who are genuinely dorks.
Lastnight..
Kyla: Goodnight Anninator!
Ana: That sounds bad ass!
Kyla: Yay!
Ana: Goodnight Kylar!
Kyla: What was that?
Ana: It was the only thing I could come with!
Kyla: Alrightttt?
Kyla: I'm piddling this in the morning.
Ana: What?!
Kyla: This conversation!
WatchReally fucking excited about donuts!
P.s we added pizza rolls to the food fest hence...
Ana: They're starting to bleed.
Kyla: They're sizzling.
Ana: They fogged up my glasses!
I think I'm in love.
With donuts..And my roommate!
The Rules of Our Group:
-We must love fairy tales.
-We must love cats.
-Must avoid drama.
-Must be a nerd (at heart).
-Must walk around singing what is happening.
-Must love food.
Our theme song is the Last Unicorn.
Ana: "Who is Charday, and why are all these guys singing about her?!"
Graham/Kyla/Brittani (in unison): SHORTIE.
My friends.
I don’t even know where to begin this story.
So Ana and I on the way to the hockey yesterday became married and this is how it happened.
Trololalala! Walking along…
Kyla: *Grabs Ana’s boob*
Ana: *Looks down with a questioning look*
Kyla: We’re married now.
Ana: Why? Because you dishonored me?
Kyla: Will you marry me?
Ana: *Grabs Kyla’s boob* Yes. I will marry...
Why Spiders Are Not Good Boyfriends.
So Brittani, Kyla, and I were walking to the MP one day, and Kyla was telling Brittani about this spider that is ALWAYS at her friend’s door when she meets her for breakfast.
“Maybe it’s waiting just for you. Maybe he’s saying ‘Kyla! Kyla! Kiss me, I love you!” Brittani suggested.
I stepped in. “Don’t do it! It is a TERRIBLE idea!”
...
We've decided...
our boobs are too big to look like the ones that are now 3 posts down. And that we look like crazy bitches in the morning.
Little Piggies.
This is what happens when Ana&Kyla have bad days.
Ana does not cry. Kyla does not do homework.
Ana sits up on her loft bed, minding her own business, while Kyla goes through seventyfive different outfits. And then grabs Ana’s toes and starts reciting the Little Piggies.
“This little piggy went to market! This little piggy stayed home! This little piggy had roast beef, this...
We have decided our future.
We are going to be roommates forever. By the time it’s over, we’ll be in a civil union.
So the plan is this: We find a gay couple to pretend to date. That way, we can both get married to one of the (gorgeous) gay men and live in the same house forever. The men can sleep in their side of the house, and we can have ours.
And collect the tax benefits.
Our plan is beautiful. If only the...
A couple of nights ago..
Ana and I were super zonked out tired. So we decided to go to bed around 12:45. We really wanted to stay up till one but we couldn’t find the endurance to actually stay up that long. (Pathetic we know but we really like bedtime!) :Side note: We have bunk beds and Ana is on the top bunk.
Kyla: (Looks at clock) (Pokes the mattress above) Ana!
Ana: What?!
Kyla: Guess what?! We stayed up...
Kyla: I actually took a long shower tonight.
Ana: I'm proud of you. You took twenty minutes.
Kyla: What?! I took twenty minutes? I'm a bad person!
Ana: ...You and I have very different priorities...
We had a realization tonight.
Nobody walks by our door, but we knew that. We thought it was just because we’re on the outskirts of Alice in Wonderland. In reality, it’s because the Jaberwocky lives near us and frightens everybody away. We’re okay with this. The Jaberwocky is cute.
Attack of Shelob!
A little bit of preface if you haven’t read our previous posts today: there are spiders and flying ants everyfrigginwhere, and Kyla and I were at the lovely Brittani’s apartment for dinner.
As we were finishing eating on the couch, Brittani’s boyfriend, Graham called. So she was talking to him, being all cute, when she starts staring down the couch. “Guys, do you see...
Adventure to Brittani's!
So Brittani so kindly invited us over for non college dorm cafeteria food!
HOORAY NUTRITION!
Ana and I are walking from the stairwell into the enterance door area.
I being Kyla walk about first.
ALL OF A SUDDEN THIE SPIDER JUMPS OVER MY HEAD!!!
NINJA SPIDER USES JUMP!
Then I seeing what it was run outside by the door screaming…”Ahhh! It jumped over my head!”
The Ana was...
So what ANA forgot...
Going on a roadtrip to Taco Bell because that’s what sexy bitches do these days.
(Whoever told you they dance on tables was lying. ;) or were they?)
We are on our way back discussing Piddle! IF you do not know what that is it’s what you’re on right MEOW!
P.S this is from memory if I got your quote wrong do not murder or throw things at me unless they are pillows or clouds.
...
There was a marvelously fantastical and hilarious...
Unfortunately, I can only remember that it was marvelously fantastical and hilarious, and nothing about what made it so.
.....
(Watching Beauty and the Beast during the bar scene where they sing about Geston..(sp?)
Kyla: Beast! Have you ever been around a woman? You don’t tell them what to do?!
Ana: I tell my vagina what to do all the time! We have a violent relationship. It tries to kill me and I smother it.
Further information we were talking about a previous tumblr post talking about a shark’s brain...
Totally sitting in our room in Ninja Turtle...
When laundry finishes, we shall don our masks and rescue the fabrics in distress. Turtles, go!
