March 2012
1 post
Ana: *Showering in the bathroom*
Kyla: *Studying at desk*
Ana: Meow
Kyla: What you can come out?!
Ana: Meow
Kyla: What? You forgot your towel didn't you?
Ana: Meow
.....our lives
February 2012
2 posts
Kyla: Ana. Guess who just won the Michigan primaries.
Ana: Huh? Who?
Kyla: Rick Santorum. Santorum won.
Ana: What? Well... it is 2012.
Kyla: So I want to become a mermaid now. Just swim and avoid nets. Boom life is good.
Ana: Hahaha. What do mermaids eat?
Kyla: I'm assuming fish, clams or kelp.
Maybe plankton? Hahaha I don't care! Fuck this walking shit.
Ana: I COULD HAVE A WHALE.
Kyla: Indeed
Ana: But no kitties... because cats dont like water.
Kyla: But you could have a whale! Whales are the cats of the sea.
January 2012
2 posts
Kyla: Run like the wind!
Ana: Bullseye!
Kyla: Neiggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ana: I am convinced that we are the best people ever.
Scissors.
Kyla: Soo now Joe wants to cuddle.
Ana: Too bad. You're cuddling with me. And we're making out. And scissoring.
Kyla: Oh, dunno if you want to scissor with me!
Ana: Why not? We can scissor construction paper. With actual scissors!
December 2011
5 posts
Why Ana and Kyla are not adults.
As many of you may be aware, Christma-I mean, Winter Break, starts this weekend. Because Ana is leaving in the morning, room chores are being done today to ensure that everybody puts forth work. It wasn’t until midnight that anybody realized - the fridge needed emptying.
It wasn’t so bad at first. A water bottle, a pack of cheese to throw away, a bottle of orange juice that probably...
Ana: What should I do to waste the rest of my day away?
Kyla: We could watch a movie?
Ana: You haven't seen "Your Highness" yet.
Kyla: I've never seen UP all the way through.
Ana: Girl you about to be schooled.
Roommate Scummy day.
Ana: I haven't brushed my hair today.
Kyla: *Points at hair* You see this bun? I'm not taking it down or birds will fly out of it!
“Why does it smell like a five year old hooker in our bathroom?”
– Kyla
Kyla: Do you ever shiver while you pee?
Ana: What kind of shiver?
Kyla: Like, sittin' there, doin' my business, and you just SHIVER!
Ana: No, I usually just pee. Maybe you're excited? Like, oh yay! I'm peeing! Wee!
November 2011
6 posts
We have just essentially pushed all pillows, blankets, stuffed animals, and general squishy things off our beds and onto the floor. If you have ever met one of us, or seen either of our beds, you can imagine the sizeable mound on the rug right now.
We each have a heaping bowl of popcorn, soon to be topped with pretzel m&m’s. We also have Case 39.
The doors are locked. The blinds are...
Why the people below us shouldn't be loud.
Kyla: *Grabs book* "I'll do it!"
Ana: Do it Kyla! Do it!
Kyla: *Drops book*
All: *Hysterical giggling*
Kyla: They shut up!
Ana: I wish we had more heavy books... we could send a barrage at them.
Kyla: It'd be like Hiroshima! Ohmygod! Are they Asian?!
My roommate and I apparently have balls, but we keep them clean.
Questions? Watch the new Jenna Marbles video.
“You hand them the tools to make a happy little birdhouse of happiness. Why don’t I have my happy little birdhouse of happiness?! I have a pile of sticks of despair!!!”
Brittani: "Did you fart?"
Kyla: "No."
Brittani: "I smell ass."
Kyla: (frantically tries to open the window, fails, collapses on her bed laughing)
Brittani: "We're gonna suffocate! We're gonna die!"
Ana gets confused, part III
Brittani: I've always wanted to try lamb.
Ana: What, like a LAN party?
Brittani: What? What did you say?
Ana: Like, hooking up your computers with a wire?
Brittani: Lamb! Like the food!
October 2011
30 posts
I being Kyla was sick and my immune system is not happy. So I am drinking a 1,000 vitamin c package, And this is what happened during the fact...
Ana: Bottoms up!
Kyla: Just like a shot?
Ana: If you did a body shot would you feel better?
Kyla: This tastes like strawberry shortcake's ass!
Ana gets confused, part II
“What is that? It looks like a goldfish! Oh… that’s not… a goldfish…”
“Hun, that’s a condom.”
Life in 229.
So Ana is up on her bed Skyping with her boyfriend. Kyla is on the floor, about to leave to go visit her boyfriend. Ana hits a button on the laptop to mute the sound so Kyle can’t hear her and Kyla talking.
“So, are you coming home tonight?” Ana asks.
“Yeah, probably.”
“Okay. Um.” Kyla turns in the doorway, giving Ana a confused look. “Just send...
This is why we don't stay up til 1:23
We turn into giddy school girls who are genuinely dorks.
Lastnight..
Kyla: Goodnight Anninator!
Ana: That sounds bad ass!
Kyla: Yay!
Ana: Goodnight Kylar!
Kyla: What was that?
Ana: It was the only thing I could come with!
Kyla: Alrightttt?
Kyla: I'm piddling this in the morning.
Ana: What?!
Kyla: This conversation!
WatchReally fucking excited about donuts!
P.s we added pizza rolls to the food fest hence...
Ana: They're starting to bleed.
Kyla: They're sizzling.
Ana: They fogged up my glasses!
I think I'm in love.
With donuts..And my roommate!
The Rules of Our Group:
-We must love fairy tales.
-We must love cats.
-Must avoid drama.
-Must be a nerd (at heart).
-Must walk around singing what is happening.
-Must love food.
Our theme song is the Last Unicorn.
Ana: "Who is Charday, and why are all these guys singing about her?!"
Graham/Kyla/Brittani (in unison): SHORTIE.
My friends.
I don’t even know where to begin this story.
So Ana and I on the way to the hockey yesterday became married and this is how it happened.
Trololalala! Walking along…
Kyla: *Grabs Ana’s boob*
Ana: *Looks down with a questioning look*
Kyla: We’re married now.
Ana: Why? Because you dishonored me?
Kyla: Will you marry me?
Ana: *Grabs Kyla’s boob* Yes. I will marry...
Why Spiders Are Not Good Boyfriends.
So Brittani, Kyla, and I were walking to the MP one day, and Kyla was telling Brittani about this spider that is ALWAYS at her friend’s door when she meets her for breakfast.
“Maybe it’s waiting just for you. Maybe he’s saying ‘Kyla! Kyla! Kiss me, I love you!” Brittani suggested.
I stepped in. “Don’t do it! It is a TERRIBLE idea!”
...
We've decided...
our boobs are too big to look like the ones that are now 3 posts down. And that we look like crazy bitches in the morning.
Little Piggies.
This is what happens when Ana&Kyla have bad days.
Ana does not cry. Kyla does not do homework.
Ana sits up on her loft bed, minding her own business, while Kyla goes through seventyfive different outfits. And then grabs Ana’s toes and starts reciting the Little Piggies.
“This little piggy went to market! This little piggy stayed home! This little piggy had roast beef, this...
We have decided our future.
We are going to be roommates forever. By the time it’s over, we’ll be in a civil union.
So the plan is this: We find a gay couple to pretend to date. That way, we can both get married to one of the (gorgeous) gay men and live in the same house forever. The men can sleep in their side of the house, and we can have ours.
And collect the tax benefits.
Our plan is beautiful. If only the...
A couple of nights ago..
Ana and I were super zonked out tired. So we decided to go to bed around 12:45. We really wanted to stay up till one but we couldn’t find the endurance to actually stay up that long. (Pathetic we know but we really like bedtime!) :Side note: We have bunk beds and Ana is on the top bunk.
Kyla: (Looks at clock) (Pokes the mattress above) Ana!
Ana: What?!
Kyla: Guess what?! We stayed up...
Kyla: I actually took a long shower tonight.
Ana: I'm proud of you. You took twenty minutes.
Kyla: What?! I took twenty minutes? I'm a bad person!
Ana: ...You and I have very different priorities...
We had a realization tonight.
Nobody walks by our door, but we knew that. We thought it was just because we’re on the outskirts of Alice in Wonderland. In reality, it’s because the Jaberwocky lives near us and frightens everybody away. We’re okay with this. The Jaberwocky is cute.
Attack of Shelob!
A little bit of preface if you haven’t read our previous posts today: there are spiders and flying ants everyfrigginwhere, and Kyla and I were at the lovely Brittani’s apartment for dinner.
As we were finishing eating on the couch, Brittani’s boyfriend, Graham called. So she was talking to him, being all cute, when she starts staring down the couch. “Guys, do you see...
Adventure to Brittani's!
So Brittani so kindly invited us over for non college dorm cafeteria food!
HOORAY NUTRITION!
Ana and I are walking from the stairwell into the enterance door area.
I being Kyla walk about first.
ALL OF A SUDDEN THIE SPIDER JUMPS OVER MY HEAD!!!
NINJA SPIDER USES JUMP!
Then I seeing what it was run outside by the door screaming…”Ahhh! It jumped over my head!”
The Ana was...
So what ANA forgot...
Going on a roadtrip to Taco Bell because that’s what sexy bitches do these days.
(Whoever told you they dance on tables was lying. ;) or were they?)
We are on our way back discussing Piddle! IF you do not know what that is it’s what you’re on right MEOW!
P.S this is from memory if I got your quote wrong do not murder or throw things at me unless they are pillows or clouds.
...
There was a marvelously fantastical and hilarious...
Unfortunately, I can only remember that it was marvelously fantastical and hilarious, and nothing about what made it so.
.....
(Watching Beauty and the Beast during the bar scene where they sing about Geston..(sp?)
Kyla: Beast! Have you ever been around a woman? You don’t tell them what to do?!
Ana: I tell my vagina what to do all the time! We have a violent relationship. It tries to kill me and I smother it.
Further information we were talking about a previous tumblr post talking about a shark’s brain...
Totally sitting in our room in Ninja Turtle...
When laundry finishes, we shall don our masks and rescue the fabrics in distress. Turtles, go!
September 2011
8 posts
Our Cast List for a Live-Action Little Mermaid...
Ariel: Amy Adams
Eric: Hugh Jackman/Orlando Bloom
Triton: Ian McKlellan
Ursula: Meryl Streep
So...
I get out of the shower after cute day/epic terrifying movie night. The blinds are open like they usually are every night. Ana and I roughly take a shower at the same time every night. Then all of a sudden a thought popped into my mind. If someone really stalked us they could see us practically naked.
Then Ana said but hey I look for our window everyday on the way back to class..all I see is a...
We are going to die.
Roomie movie night. The Little Mermaid. Everything is fantastic.
And then our door flies open. All. On. Its. Own. Nobody is in the hall. Panic insues, beginning with crying and grabbing at each other, and ending in hysterical laughter on the floor. The door is shut, locked, and the movie continues.
Mind you, the door is locked. So how come when I get up, it’s not anymore?
We are going to...
People go running down the hall for King&Queen...
We lock our door and hide in our corners, silently staring.
…are they gone yet?
